Thanks to everyone that came out, and especially to awwwwwyeaahhhhhh for putting it all together. I had fun designing the boards and working through the whole process with MacroFab to get them produced. If you need small volume prototyping with quick turnaround at reasonable prices, I can’t recommend them enough.
As promised, I have uploaded the QMK source code to my GitHub repo (on the crawlpad branch), and I am working on getting it merged into the official repo (as soon as I get a chance to make a pull request). For those that would rather use a GUI, here is the json file for kbfirmware.com. Here is a KLE link for the default layout.
I managed to take a few pictures, many of them are quite blurry and some came out with odd colors because I was playing with settings trying to reduce the blurriness.